erase the silence
beware my fellow friends, you have crossed into my land of hopes and dreams. Hope you'll enjoy your stay!
Might be some Doctor Who spoilers here... so beware
-
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
(Source: secretsbest, via benonceandthefankettes)
-
(Source: japanesefashionlovers, via ceedling)
-
(Source: matthewberninger, via benonceandthefankettes)
-
Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another male-bodied person more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest.
—The Sociological Cinema
There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse (including “I’m not interested”)
(Source: queerintersectional, via fairhelenaravenclaw)
-
(Source: thefrogman, via saperky)
-
(via weareindangerofcrashing)
-
it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history
it’s been ten years
(via weareindangerofcrashing)
-
15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.
(via saperky)
-
(Source: in-voluptas-mors, via devouredbydarknessx)
-
(Source: milkymagic, via hemelbeestje)
-
(Source: sovra, via hemelbeestje)
-
-
(via frickyeah1990s)
-
(Source: trenzallore, via riversdeath)
-
(Source: fymarinaandthediamonds)
